Soup to Nuts:

     Pope Francis has decided it is time for the rich to get up off their money and give most of it back to the poor.  Now there's an idea.  You go Francis.  Of course there is just one problem with this, is it all of the rich or just the secular rich?  Francis didn't say anything about the Catholic Church liquidating its assets and redistributing the church's wealth.  No no no that just won't do.....do as I say, not as I do.  The Catholic Church is worth somewhere between $10 billion and $15 billion.  Yea billion with a B, goddamit. Of that wealth the Church has about $1.6 billion in Italian stocks.  Also, and here is the kicker, the Church doesn't pay any taxes on its income.  So unlike Al Capone the Church can't be indicted for tax evasion.  They, like Al Capone, get away with murder.

Pope Francis and the Church are Fucked Up Like a Soup Sandwich!!